nun - none/How many convent members does it take to change a light bulb?/Nun
knight - night/What did the chess piece say before going to bed?/Knight knight
ewe - you/What does a sheep's Valentine card say?/I love ewe.
red - read/What's a librarian's favorite color?/Red
horse - hoarse/Why did the girl give her pony cough syrup?/It was a little horse.
four - for/What does a clock do when it's hungry?/It goes back four seconds.
toad - towed/Why didn't the amphibian drive its car home?/Because it was toad
paws - pause/How do dogs stop a video?/By hitting the paws button
sea - see/What did the beach say when the tide came in?/Long time, no sea.
Sundae - Sunday/Where do you learn to make ice cream?/Sundae school
wrecks - Rex/What do you call cars that have been driven by dinosaurs?/Tyrannosaurus wrecks
knight - night/When do baseball players wear armor?/At knight games
Chile - chilly/What country makes you shiver?/Chile
ants - aunts/Why was the ant so confused?/Because all of its uncles were ants
ate - eight/Why is six afraid of seven?/Because seven ate nine
toe - tow/What do you do when you can't move your big toe?/Call a big toe truck.
week - weak/What are the strongest days of the week?/Saturday and Sunday - the rest are weekdays
reigned - rained/Why is England so wet?/Kings and queens have reigned there for many years.
cents - sense/What did the penny say to the other penny?/We make perfect cents.
pare - pear/How do you turn an apple into a different fruit?/Pare it.
currants - currents/What kind of fruit do you find in power lines?/Currants
bear - bare/What kind of socks do grizzlies wear?/None, they have bear feet!