Charlie was walking home from school one day and saw a frog on the road. The frog hopped over to Charlie and started to speak.
"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess," said the frog.
Charlie picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
"Please kiss me," said the frog. "I'll love you forever!"
Charlie just looked at the frog and smiled.
The frog yelled, "If you kiss me and turn me into a princess, I'll clean your room, cook for you, do your homework, and love you forever!"
Charlie smiled at the frog, and put it back into his pocket.
"What is wrong with you?" shouted the frog. "I've told you that I'm a beautiful princess and will love you forever. Why won't you kiss me?"
"I'm just a 10 year old school boy," said Charlie. "I don't need a princess, but a talking frog is really cool!"